I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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