cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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