Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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