Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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