and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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