He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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