You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As shirtless as possible
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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