i think my tv is drunk
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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