He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
