I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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