Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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