Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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