I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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