apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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