yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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