You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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