Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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