we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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