It's like God shit irony all over that family
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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