IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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