the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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