I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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