weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I cannot find my penis.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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