Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have demons in me.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We have started to decorate penises.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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