forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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