no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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