i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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