I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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