"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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