Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
