I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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