i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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