fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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