Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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