so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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