Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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