Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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