he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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