OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
