A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
