remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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