I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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