Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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