Sry I called you an 8
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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