You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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