you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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