how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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