plz talk dirty to me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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