who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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