Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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