i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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