Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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