He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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