Is it because I queefed?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Vodka?
Forever.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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