Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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